Random Funny Stories

A few funny/random stories:

1) Earlier this week I was walking through shop street (the main area in town) when from no where a pigeon flew into my head and flew away like nothing happened. Weird.

2) Over the weekend I was forced (under pressure of the band who called me up on the microphone) to get up and dance in a pub with an old man who could barely walk. No one else was dancing besides me and the man who seemed to know everyone and be a regular at that pub. Little did I know this would turn into him asking to kiss me and trying to follow me out of the pub while carrying his dancing shoes. He literally had dancing shoes and a bag specifically for them. And he literally did ask me to kiss him right after I asked him to take a picture with me. I simply said, "uhhh just smile for the picture" and left awkwardly. Awkward.

3) Today I went to my professors office to ask what my essay prompt was. He told me it was "Should the paluta pay? If not, why not?" Not wanting to look stupid, I didn't ask what 'paluta' meant and spent forever trying to research what it was on my own. Come to find out, he said "Polluter" not "Paluta". Gotta love accents lol. Culture Misunderstanding. (<--I encounter these types of things often)